festersnake

5298 pts ยท January 16, 2014


I solemnly swear to only post OC,

it's the 'cock on your shoulder' that people are enraptured with... a hen just doesn't do it for them.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so it's true that black guys have 2x more cock than white guys, and about 4x as much as asian guys.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a floor stand to set it upright in, then sit gently? I'm not a woman so cant confirm, just guessing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she could whisper to my cock any day.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmmm, a hand with an organ in it...just the way imgur does it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

worse the second time, maybe then he wont feel like coming back again.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bottle or bat him, you've already got him put away once, the cops can only see it as revenge if he comes after you, make sure you rek him

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nice, favourited for all the dick pic requests

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would stab any cunt who tried this on me.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I heard a drake was a male duck.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard a drake was a male duck.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, dont even go near my pizza with your corpse residue covered body.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well better than milk in other countries that hardly contains any milk

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me too, I'm a guy :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol, I make my own, cheaper and work extremely well, just no panel to tell you how many rpm it's doing but I dont see why you would care

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

probably gangrene or septicemia

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or devoured from the inside

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

looks like Bob Belcher

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont know about god, but there is something that connects all of us, what it is or what it's called I couldn't tell you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

close, but if it burns, see a doctor

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now do it naked

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so how many rounds did you go in that timeframe? not a bad effort really.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shoulda told him it was attached to his testicle and he needed to have it removed or risk peeing out a baby in 9 months.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ew... I've never seen one run, they do crawl out when the fish is dead though. had heaps in a bucket of slimy mackerel we got for bait

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well that must suck, can you sue the pawnshop for selling you stolen goods or something? I'm sure they need to do due diligence

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what would it do? look down on you?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

diameter holes in the dome on the top now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, mining stuff. we've got an old boiler like those in my town at an ancient scoria mine, army used it for target practise, has large

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ahhh. yeah, my boy gets really fluffy in winter, not cold enough here for snow at sea level though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that exhaust would be illegal here, must be behind the rear door entirely. otherwise risk of sucking in exhaust if the door seal goes bad

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