feralsprite

286 pts ยท December 28, 2014


Well, at least I first heard it when it was covered by Tesla. But yes, I am old.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Signs, signs, everywhere signs. Blockin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ability to be completely open and honest with each other. If you feel comfortable being yourself around her, warts and all.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did you hear about the band who had a car accident on the way to the concert? 5 people died: 4 musicians and a drummer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me at every family reunion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think, "One day I would like to..." and then work towards it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a Bunny-Mouse in our home. Actually, it's a bunny-mouse bunny-mouse hop-hop-hop!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hobbies? How about life goals?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tell that to the dinosaurs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Know what else is satisfying? Pixels.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Why did you need three wedding dresses?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I do this whenever I leave Texas, and I'm not from here originally. I just feel I have a stereotype to live up to.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think they're being sarcastic...I hope

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Well, now I know I'm light enough to be a model. Now, if I could only grow another 7 inches...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that where the concept of peanut butter and jelly came from?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaannnd... now we all have swine flu

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because it's a "consensual crime". If it's between consenting adults, no one is being hurt, so why make it illegal?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then don't do it.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have the right to have sex with any other consenting adult. Why should the exchange of money make it wrong/illegal all of a sudden?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mom taped the airplanes to the ceiling fan blades in the kitchen. It was awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tier one employee here, had to be on time :/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Montrose, right off of Allen Parkway.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi, neighbor! Watch out for gators!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh shucks, all the streets are closed and I can't make it into work this morning.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bob's your uncle

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you do get to that part, let me know if you need help. I'm not great at math myself but I would be happy to give you a hand!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an LVT, thank you for all the positive words about your technicians. We don't always get such appreciation from our vets.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I worried about that one, too. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. What school are you going to?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it! School is hard, but sooooo much fun!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd be amazed at what you get used to. After the first thirty or so, only certain ones hit you hard.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0