"every rose has its thorn; every night has its dawn; every cowboy sings a sad, sad song every rose has its thorn" Bill and Ted: be excellent to each other Ghandi: "try not to be a cunt all the time "
"every rose has its thorn; every night has its dawn; every cowboy sings a sad, sad song every rose has its thorn" Bill and Ted: be excellent to each other Ghandi: "try not to be a cunt all the time "
Why are you not putting it in batter and deep frying it?
Go and get some mealworms and feed them and talk to them. It won't take long to make friends.
Pierre, get the guillotine
'Pot this is kettle' ' kettle this is pot'
Anybody got an aspirin? I think I'm getting a cold
What were Jim Hensons last words?
Front page needs this shit+1
This is the way
You'll definitely get dinosaurs that's for sure
How does he hunker down like that with his gigantic balls of steel
Saving lives in the Salvation Army huh? You're fucking crazy go to your padded room where we're going to commit acts of torture on you
What's that German word for this feeling where you recognise that people have full lives you'll never know about?
She got off lite I would've knocked that cunt the fuck out
Joke so dark I had to cross the street
They won the best lotto prize. Survival. And I bet they say fuck Nazis. Which is unfortunately needed to be said in the 21st century
Won my Xbox One in a competition got it day one and never had any problems so there is always an exception to the rule
The Amazing Randi sure could move
Where'd you get this marvel of modern engineering?
Shut up and take my money! Anyone got a link to buy one of these?
If he loses yes but I imagine it'll be pretty hard from either prison or another country he'll flee to
I'm just curious has American mtn dew always had caffeine in it?
Reminds me of Robin Williams calling out an Aussie cpl smokin on a tanker during a USO tour "she'll be right mate its diesal"
Grandfather fought Nazis and married a Jewish girl lucky enough to escape..good on him and sad to have to say in this day and age fuck Nazis
He's not cricifucking around
Showgirls