fastjack

510 pts ยท May 31, 2013


Let's get bizay

Don't forget to cancel legal immunity for the police, too!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Explain it all, please.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The government's anti-rail-strike mandate says that they get 3 sick days but they have to provide 30 days notice before taking a sick day

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way before I was hired, my work gave software engineers bonuses based on line of code count. That resulted in tons of garbage code.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$2000/mo would be a bargain. Keep going higher.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I see the circle yes but WHO IS THE COMEDIAN

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Roman concrete. The key was salt-water (historical recipes just said 'water') and trace amounts of aluminum powder in Italian limestone 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was big into pouring and using cement at his house. Sadly, he didn't live long enough to see humanity uncover the ancient mystery of 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

112 Fahrenheit today. We live by going from air conditioning to air conditioning. This biome is actively trying to murder us humans.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Criminal judges and their families get death threats. It is an unfortunate consequence of the job. So yes, they often do have firearms.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

MJ had a gambling problem and supposedly fixed games for $

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 29

grabbed her out of the way just in time 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazon driver was speeding and almost ran over my kid right next to a 'drive slow for kids' child-shaped sign on a back street 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did not know that.... righteous!

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hey I was using that!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But on the bright side, you doctor got a nice kickback.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait... who?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Payday advance loans, grocery store monopolies, insurance, healthcare, communications (internet, phone), the list goes on.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not just a healthcare, the US economy is a game of squeezing $ out of the middle class in new and interesting ways. Housing, education.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Forget weathering... how did they survive 2,000 years of humans? Wars and looting, specifically.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

We could be witnessing the fall of Rome all over again.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Now tell the one about how Ralph Nader was stalked, honeypotted, and framed by the auto companies for touting seat belts!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

johnny is the original incel

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

$2 trillion dollar bill, but only 10% of it is actual infrastructure spending. Welcome to Murica.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Presumably yes, otherwise it could cool too quickly and crack. source: I broke glass dish once.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OK. Now jam up the pump instead! *smears jam inside the pump, ruining it*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0