Meanwhile, in Australia...

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Just woke up from a fantastically kinky sex dream about Neil deGrasse Tyson. I'm not sure I'm okay with this

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I present Monty getting into the Christmas spirit

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mfw I dress up as my brother to try and cash in on his newfound fame

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It's my cake day and I don't have a pet. Roller derby instead?

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Attempted murder

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I start fresh meat one week from today. Wish me luck and/or colourful bruises!

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It worked, DeaconBlue1

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obligatory cakeday post

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straya

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