extrapolatethis

1458 pts ยท June 23, 2013


Female. Too old for this shit.

Hop in, everyone! Okay, I didn't really mean *everyone,* but okay.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I giggled at this. I don't know why. And it got even funnier after I assigned you a voice.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Every Libertarian speech I ever heard: I start out agreeing. Think hey, that's logical. Then near the end they say something batshit crazy.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

you have to be sure to get both kidneys though if you're really being serious, because they can live and be obnoxious with one kidney

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

shhh. it was just a ghost

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Enough with the cough through the boughs of the trees; though there is a drought so hmm. Maybe I ought to make some dough.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on what type of cancer. I've had cancer, so if it was gonna be a treatable type, I'd choose the cancer.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Fuck this. I need a beer."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for fostering! Everyone should foster. When you foster one animal you save 2 lives; the foster and the one who takes his spot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a cat named Chester. Your Chester wouldn't like my Chester very much... or for very long. I'm glad your hamster was found safe!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Countries and organizations may not support Hong Kong, but most of the people do. It's scary that such a disconnect exists so many places.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they're basically turning it into China even though it can't be streamed to China. Nice.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone who has bought a couple of houses--and backed out on a deal due to moisture damage--also stressed, but thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

#teamtoaster

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you cannot have too much starch

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nah. i'm depressed, but i'm also a cancer survivor. fight hard, always, or the crappy shit wins.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

in horrible mood. flipped past this: "don't want day brightened." flipped back. watched them all. crying uncontrollably. u r not alone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, we are the ppl who willingly jumped into ships to move to a different continent b/c we were pissed off. volatility is in our genes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a smaller one that's a way to keep kitty litter boxes outside the house. Hmm. If we expand over enough ground, no boxes needed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have laminate floors. Two of our dogs are fine with them, but the medium sized dog walks like I walk on ice, expecting to fall any second

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am! Thank you! As of last night, it's bleached curly hair.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never shaved my head, but all my hair fell out due to chemo. Hair grew back curly where it was straight, but cowlicks are still there.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's been around enough to know that when you become president you invite that sort of thing. Or he should have known it, anyway. Thin skin.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But now that you do, you're even happier.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Driveway? Pffft. That's just the turn into the porte cochere.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to get it, but we have 3 dogs, all different sizes, not sure what to get.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither does anyone else.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1