extrageneity

2692 pts ยท July 20, 2015


This should be modified to include Batman in his neighbor's sprinklers at 3:32am on the third Tuesday of every month.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

His name is SQUAWK LESNAR!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ever see a dump of videos saved from someone else's algorithm and worry that they aren't living their best life either?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember that much of a crush is a story you tell yourself about what you would like your future to be. Remember that if he doesn't reciprocate, you didn't lose him. You just lost one possible future. And the thing about possible futures is that we can always make more of them. So, if he says it isn't happening, respond by making plans for yourself. People to visit, stuff to learn, growth to undertaker. Make promises, set goals. Redirect your gaze to a new future, and make it a good one.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The issue is demographic at its roots. Republicans in states like Florida have to keep moving further and further into identity populism in order to hold power, because of attrition across their graying voter base. When they finally lose, it won't just be for a term or two. It will be like a dam breaking. The state will eventually be as blue as California.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Someone should write a book about soft power and moral leadership built from celebrity, and include chapters on Stewart and Tom Hanks.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pre-distressed jeans are in some ways not unlike those photo backdrops which make it look like you visited Europe when you never left home.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These machines always make me sad. The beauty of denim fading and distressing with wear is the way they become personalized to you.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Halo 5: SMG, Boltshot, and arguably Plasma Caster.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's not as good as the rocket launcher or the sniper rifle, but there are worse guns in every Halo title.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like that my liver is John Goodman.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The correct answer is "Fuck you, Ezekiel!"

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you want a real life SCP-3008? Because this is how you get a real life SCP-3008.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The real scandal: the right wing got madder over the tan suit than they did about the targeted killing of a US citizen by drone strike.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Already there. ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is your surest go-to when you want a good burger?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Pig At My Pizza, Bebe Zito, Station No 6, Parlour, Revival, Saint Dinette, Animales Barbecue Co, Sonder Shaker, Petit Leon, or...?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You're delicious with white wine, lemon zest, black pepper, butter, and dill, poached in aluminum foil and served alongside green beans.

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

I don't know how to tell you this, but you're our food. Your swim back to the place you were born to breed is our metaphor for futility.

4 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 7

Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hoodie over shearling collar also says some things about some things.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the same fabric is used in jacket and jeans, then yes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does she look like an MSNBC weekend anchor?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I think he'd make a better Master.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many of these resulted in concussions.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't look that good right now, but watch this!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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