expendableemo1

1194 pts · February 19, 2017


A friend of my mother told us that most race horses have cocaine in them- his job used to be putting cocaine in race horses in the 80's

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, you’re saying that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wanna be a mermaid and swim in that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two friends as well, my bf and my sister

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Dad bod but he’s a salesman & a lot of women come through his store & if he’s in better shape / better sales?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m actually trying to get my bf to work out to get more toned bc he’s very handsome in the face, he looks like a younger Kurt Russell with

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a boofboof as well, German blockhead named Thor. He’s snoring under my feet atm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always say “I’m sorry, my moms just old & she realized it today.” They always laugh, she does not.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the words of Dr. Hammond- “Push! Push!”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, this person has an amazing memory. They must of had a recorder so they made sure to get correct every word he said.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 6

They all want to be like Whitney Houston, who sang it effortless & everyone else is being try-hards & ruining it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thoughts and prayers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life isn’t G rated.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now he can have a cool story, “bullshark got me & I got away, the shark didn’t.” Also, nothing about him ugly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sisters cat also has stomatitis & I can understand where you come from

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Adopt to save a life. My sister & I have taken 6 cats now which were all feral, we got them fixed/ shots & all happily adopted.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aren’t an accessory bc it’s cute or hip to have one, they are living, breathing mammals like you and I. They feel pain, sadness, happiness.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, people GET your fucking cats FIXED. It saves their life! It’s saves other cats lives. It keeps unwanted cats off the streets. Cats

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My steps dad’s father is a minister & claims animals have no souls. Like, you have no soul you dick.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They were married. His mom called her shit out a few times too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah my bfs ex would shit talk him in front of his mom & her friends. But they all knew the truth & stopped inviting her to parties when

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats are too in ways. My bfs ex hates cats & ours run from her. I always say in front of her “cats can sense evil” lmao

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

And also tell your family what’s been going on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Explain to your mother that this bitch is an abusive PoS & if your mom sticks up for HER.... two people you just found out you don’t need.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The vacuum thing omggggg I needed this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free pass.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clearly there is humor in their faces/ etc. but it’s very evident that if a guy did it, he would be jailed. It’s bc she’s a woman she gets a

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people can see the light hearted measure of this act, but what we consider sexual harassment/ assault today was lighthearted back then

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Or any way. Just an unpopular opinion.

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