exittoshell

12 pts ยท April 11, 2012


Who?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Hahahahaha. Women are whores. -The Rock

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I read those tweets in The Rock's voice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Charge your DAMN PHONE!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*cough* Nerd. *cough*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Well damnit I coulda used this last week when visiting my kids and my ex wife wanted me to hug her stupid self. And talk to me. Yeah, NOPE!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Basically giant rodents.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or how to stop eating Big Macs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Yeah, no. My boston terrier would fart and be startled by it, look at his but. Then fart again and turn his head like "WTF WAS THAT"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kermit insisted on getting a different puppeteer, probably. Creative differences.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long have you been taking photos of other people's cars/car calendars?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Killer Whales hunt Great White Sharks, sometimes for sport. If they want you dead you'd be dead.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wonder how many times he missed the squirrel with the BB gun before he nailed it to make this scene happen?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We fixed it before it was a huge problem. Although our missile early warning system went down for 30 min due to Y2K. Lots of money was made.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So cute when tiny little countries we broke up with year ago get all outraged over how we live our lives just fine w/o them supervising.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Save a bunch of time/money as the succubus is now gone. Do what I want to do for once. Talk to anyone I want to talk to again. Watch anime.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

www.google.com

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

Freedom of speech isn't part of the Internet, genius. You can go outside and yell shit all day for free. Internet is a commercial service.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

99.99% of people won't notice. Internet isn't a freaking right.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

BTW your dogs/cats are not kids. STFU about *your* pets, they are NOT your children.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

And the world is grateful you don't have kids, too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Not like the dog can say no, right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Red dog-sized shirt sold separately.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only thing lacking was some kind of closeted/gay shame bit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My food shits on your food.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Things get a lot easier when you dont have to get every part of your life approved by a Female. Also, have more money.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because your country keeps banning the best games?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

You forgot to clip through the wall on the way in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably buying an Xbox One X and a bunch of games they will stop playin after 2 weeks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2