12 pts ยท April 11, 2012
Who?
Hahahahaha. Women are whores. -The Rock
I read those tweets in The Rock's voice.
Charge your DAMN PHONE!
*cough* Nerd. *cough*
Well damnit I coulda used this last week when visiting my kids and my ex wife wanted me to hug her stupid self. And talk to me. Yeah, NOPE!
Basically giant rodents.
Or how to stop eating Big Macs
Yeah, no. My boston terrier would fart and be startled by it, look at his but. Then fart again and turn his head like "WTF WAS THAT"
Kermit insisted on getting a different puppeteer, probably. Creative differences.
How long have you been taking photos of other people's cars/car calendars?
Killer Whales hunt Great White Sharks, sometimes for sport. If they want you dead you'd be dead.
Wonder how many times he missed the squirrel with the BB gun before he nailed it to make this scene happen?
We fixed it before it was a huge problem. Although our missile early warning system went down for 30 min due to Y2K. Lots of money was made.
So cute when tiny little countries we broke up with year ago get all outraged over how we live our lives just fine w/o them supervising.
Save a bunch of time/money as the succubus is now gone. Do what I want to do for once. Talk to anyone I want to talk to again. Watch anime.
www.google.com
Freedom of speech isn't part of the Internet, genius. You can go outside and yell shit all day for free. Internet is a commercial service.
99.99% of people won't notice. Internet isn't a freaking right.
BTW your dogs/cats are not kids. STFU about *your* pets, they are NOT your children.
And the world is grateful you don't have kids, too.
Not like the dog can say no, right?
Red dog-sized shirt sold separately.
Only thing lacking was some kind of closeted/gay shame bit.
My food shits on your food.
Things get a lot easier when you dont have to get every part of your life approved by a Female. Also, have more money.
Because your country keeps banning the best games?
You forgot to clip through the wall on the way in.
Probably buying an Xbox One X and a bunch of games they will stop playin after 2 weeks.
Who?
Hahahahaha. Women are whores. -The Rock
I read those tweets in The Rock's voice.
Charge your DAMN PHONE!
*cough* Nerd. *cough*
Well damnit I coulda used this last week when visiting my kids and my ex wife wanted me to hug her stupid self. And talk to me. Yeah, NOPE!
Basically giant rodents.
Or how to stop eating Big Macs
Yeah, no. My boston terrier would fart and be startled by it, look at his but. Then fart again and turn his head like "WTF WAS THAT"
Kermit insisted on getting a different puppeteer, probably. Creative differences.
How long have you been taking photos of other people's cars/car calendars?
Killer Whales hunt Great White Sharks, sometimes for sport. If they want you dead you'd be dead.
Wonder how many times he missed the squirrel with the BB gun before he nailed it to make this scene happen?
We fixed it before it was a huge problem. Although our missile early warning system went down for 30 min due to Y2K. Lots of money was made.
So cute when tiny little countries we broke up with year ago get all outraged over how we live our lives just fine w/o them supervising.
Save a bunch of time/money as the succubus is now gone. Do what I want to do for once. Talk to anyone I want to talk to again. Watch anime.
www.google.com
Freedom of speech isn't part of the Internet, genius. You can go outside and yell shit all day for free. Internet is a commercial service.
99.99% of people won't notice. Internet isn't a freaking right.
BTW your dogs/cats are not kids. STFU about *your* pets, they are NOT your children.
And the world is grateful you don't have kids, too.
Not like the dog can say no, right?
Red dog-sized shirt sold separately.
Only thing lacking was some kind of closeted/gay shame bit.
My food shits on your food.
Things get a lot easier when you dont have to get every part of your life approved by a Female. Also, have more money.
Because your country keeps banning the best games?
You forgot to clip through the wall on the way in.
Probably buying an Xbox One X and a bunch of games they will stop playin after 2 weeks.