evilcarp

16316 pts ยท May 16, 2014


My feet are fucked from the 8 years I spent. The VA wont even talk about it. How my hearing survived in tact I will never understand.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What?!?! I can't hear you doc. Can you speak up?"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now get back to work before we give you the honor of being the next sacrifice.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless his wife is around.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spent a lot of time around live stock. Have never owned a pair of cowboy boots. Talk about uncomfortable.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to be rich to be a state legislator and when rich people make laws they serve the rich.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the case with Arizona's state legislature. Pay has not increased since the 1980's because it requires a ballot proposal.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's whisky in the jaro so I killed a fucking Englishman and threw him in the sea cause Molly is a lying whore who will sale me out?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its a bus stop in Phoenix with everyone trying to shelter in the shade of a lamp post.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We call that xeriscape. Sounds better than rocks.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife is not allowed to cook by request of the children and anyone else she made suffer.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Had a flight surgeon with a rubber hand. Was his favorite gag. I hated that man for many additional reasons.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Forget about your 30th anniversary. That should do it. And you are welcome. The anxiety comes free of charge.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why bother? The republicans are determined to prove natural selection is still a thing. Now is the chance to take back red states.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's why I still smoke!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait until you mess up big time.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I don't do porn sites. The best answer you can give.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get daily spam that confirms this is a thing. Probably not the place to find a contractor though.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still makes them smarting than about half or America.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what you are saying is that you are poor and can't afford Nike shoes. You know, the ones made by slave labor.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They weren't even smart enough to wear a mask while committing a crime. Get real. One of their relatives will turn them in.

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