eskatab

59124 pts · April 23, 2012


So a man walks into a bar with a giraffe under his arm. They both get hammered. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, “Oi. You can’t leave that lyin’ there.” The man turns around and says, “No. It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe."

Just clowning around I guess

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Burn them, I suppose.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

He must get Aldi bitches with that ride

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's what she said!.... Whew, can't believe no one said that yet

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Base.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its called a one arm rewind to cupie. In case anyone cares...

11 years ago | Likes 528 Dislikes 9

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

That dude is knee deep in pussy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain the Wesley Snipes reference?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll seal you in hell, tiny human

11 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 4

That hat is super McFly

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Hey she is green and her name is Jade. Now that is neat

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, he gets his.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Accident. Sure

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

So mean, but so funny

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Dude, you gotta leave yourself wide open. Makes you look cool

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I like to think Arnold drove this tanke while eating an ostrich egg burger

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shhhhh! theyre sleeping

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

GDI 4 life!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The negative comments on this one should be good...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I believe that last one is from final destination

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe 3

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude. You don't wear white after labor day

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A computer terminal with nowhere to sit? That's just fucked up

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Damn dude. you went for the killshot

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