erratica

19256 pts ยท April 5, 2012


And crazy fucking fattening if you eat more than a handful. May as well eat potato chips. At least you'd be satisfied.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Have a serving of non-buttered, unsalted popcorn!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If we went back 100 years, even without internet, we'd be killed by governments for our phones.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

Adam Hills' "Fuckin' watch this!" was one of the funniest bits I've ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the first place I check when something bad happens. Y'all are always connected.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Always great to take trash and turn it into pretty trash!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mother's affluent dog was groomed from infancy, so he loves getting baths. He hops in, stands patiently, and runs around after to dry.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say, a molasses/spice cookie could be good in juice, just like mulled wine or whiskey.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's just a giant sea cow! Only with steak knives for teeth. Awww

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The plot lines are frequently pointless, but the humor in seasons 1 and 3 is laugh out loud funny. Definitely worth a shot!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unflavored dental floss works best for slicing stuff without squishing it, just fyi.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should check out r/exmormon.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Samurai Gourmet is a great show

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Racist.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Just buy habanero sauce and dump it on everything, and avoid their shitty cooking.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Minimum acceptable standards? Slut.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Shit sucked when I was a kid and sucks just as bad now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

MotherofVodka hit me up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are you Mormon? This sounds like a Mormon attitude. (Though, oddly enough, I learned to do an oil change during a "Young Women" activity).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love my non-shedding Wheaten

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy sweet flying fuck, boys! Horses are fucking awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shortest distance between two points is a meandering curve around unnecessary decoration.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking shitting christ. D:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Outer Darkness, obviously.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're Mormons, so unfortunately not.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a fucking time to be alive! Congratulations on the kick ass tech!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless it's a busy, crowded parking lot, I genuinely think this is fine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh my GOD!" - me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0