Ah the notorious about me section, the place where I get to use words to try and sway you to like, love or hate me. Truly the bane of most people's existence, this section shall hence forth just be filled with words that give only the slightest hint of details on what actually goes through the mind of the person behind the keyboard (and sometimes phone). Continuing to read this, I assure you, will be nothing more than an exercise in futility as I intend to describe absolutely nothing in great detail and vaguely only hint at the most useless of points. In fact, I believe I may abruptly end what little summary I have right here.