2455 pts ยท November 17, 2016
my bio is cancer
Security theater
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Interesting way of framing the fact that vaccinated women won't sleep with him
Don Quixote out there tilting at wind mills again
#18 fighting, that's what she likes
His *species will be a blessing
If I had a genie, I'd wish Trump could only speak the language of the indigenous tribes of Australia, that way the only people that could understand him would be people who couldn't care less what he had to say.
I kept waiting for the chopper to crash
And that's before he has a chance to Carnegize his reputation
What happened Dec 22 of last year?
Big "Not All Men" vibes
I'm getting the impression he's avoiding using the army just to make her still technically incorrect
Behold, the fun part of libertarianism
I don't remember Bill and Frank doing this
On top of thinking he could possibly satisfy in a way to merit $400million in prizes, the sign also fails to understand that services given makes a thing not free
Best way to avoid divorce is to not get the government involved in your friendship with benefits
I have 2 Velvet Taco locations here in Nashville. They do serve food
But planets in centigrade are God's way of letting Satan cast spells on us. It's why planets can move backwards
On the upside, lady gets charged with manslaughter or murder. On the hand, I get killed and don't get to participate in this reality anymore. Win/win
At least this isn't clearly retaliation
I'm sure Michigan people would prefer if Republican congressman would represent them instead of toe a partisan line
The Onion could pivot straight into newscasting without anyone noticing
Why are they dead naming the Gulf of America
But what if we made it even worse?
Security theater
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Interesting way of framing the fact that vaccinated women won't sleep with him
Don Quixote out there tilting at wind mills again
#18 fighting, that's what she likes
His *species will be a blessing
If I had a genie, I'd wish Trump could only speak the language of the indigenous tribes of Australia, that way the only people that could understand him would be people who couldn't care less what he had to say.
I kept waiting for the chopper to crash
And that's before he has a chance to Carnegize his reputation
What happened Dec 22 of last year?
Big "Not All Men" vibes
I'm getting the impression he's avoiding using the army just to make her still technically incorrect
Behold, the fun part of libertarianism
I don't remember Bill and Frank doing this
On top of thinking he could possibly satisfy in a way to merit $400million in prizes, the sign also fails to understand that services given makes a thing not free
Best way to avoid divorce is to not get the government involved in your friendship with benefits
I have 2 Velvet Taco locations here in Nashville. They do serve food
But planets in centigrade are God's way of letting Satan cast spells on us. It's why planets can move backwards
On the upside, lady gets charged with manslaughter or murder. On the hand, I get killed and don't get to participate in this reality anymore. Win/win
At least this isn't clearly retaliation
I'm sure Michigan people would prefer if Republican congressman would represent them instead of toe a partisan line
The Onion could pivot straight into newscasting without anyone noticing
Why are they dead naming the Gulf of America
But what if we made it even worse?