ephankrised

2455 pts ยท November 17, 2016


my bio is cancer

Security theater

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Interesting way of framing the fact that vaccinated women won't sleep with him

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Don Quixote out there tilting at wind mills again

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#18 fighting, that's what she likes

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His *species will be a blessing

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If I had a genie, I'd wish Trump could only speak the language of the indigenous tribes of Australia, that way the only people that could understand him would be people who couldn't care less what he had to say.

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I kept waiting for the chopper to crash

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And that's before he has a chance to Carnegize his reputation

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What happened Dec 22 of last year?

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Big "Not All Men" vibes

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I'm getting the impression he's avoiding using the army just to make her still technically incorrect

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Behold, the fun part of libertarianism

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I don't remember Bill and Frank doing this

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On top of thinking he could possibly satisfy in a way to merit $400million in prizes, the sign also fails to understand that services given makes a thing not free

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Best way to avoid divorce is to not get the government involved in your friendship with benefits

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I have 2 Velvet Taco locations here in Nashville. They do serve food

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But planets in centigrade are God's way of letting Satan cast spells on us. It's why planets can move backwards

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On the upside, lady gets charged with manslaughter or murder. On the hand, I get killed and don't get to participate in this reality anymore. Win/win

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At least this isn't clearly retaliation

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I'm sure Michigan people would prefer if Republican congressman would represent them instead of toe a partisan line

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The Onion could pivot straight into newscasting without anyone noticing

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Why are they dead naming the Gulf of America

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But what if we made it even worse?

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