endyrr

101631 pts · July 7, 2012


Link me pandas, dumps, and funny gifs plz.

On that day I will mourn that man the same way Charlie Kirk's wife mourned her husband. With fireworks, music, and merch.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Red paint absorbs heat faster than sidewalk. Warm spot = cat sits

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Right wingers who say, "I'm for small government and fiscal spending" then vote Republican

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time to schedule your colonoscopy

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like to call him Gerry when I want to die

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The man who sent the dog to attack another man is condemning the dog attack

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since this had all come to light, generals have sat in a room with him and agreed with him that Iran needs to be bombed.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, bad music and a too-loud voice over so nothing can be heard anyway. Got it, thanks.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What's truly stunning is that this picture comes from a world populated entirely by robots.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only after coitus. It's a sticking point in their marriage but she promised to stop eventually.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 valid crash out, great tune, perfection.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They can't until a poll tells them what to do

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We'll find out during discovery

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the voice actor for Ash Ketchum from Pokémon correctly demanding the release of the Epstein files or some shit

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There has always been trash rap. Problem is, these days it's 'Oops, All Trash Rap'.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#2 damn, still miss that stuff

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's examples of their lawful orders:
"Keep moving"
"Get out of here"
"Stop"
BLAM BLAM BLAM

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's Ukraine war 2 electric boogaloo and we're playing the role of Russia

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His brother had already said he wants revenge. They learned nothing. Grab more popcorn, this is gonna be good.

3 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Build yourself a nice fat rainy day fund. At least enough to cover 3 months of everyday living, 6 if you want more breathing room. Once you have that, then you can help others.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got in trouble when they launched AI at work. I asked what is it for, they said it's an assist. I asked to assist us with what, they said anything. I asked for examples, they changed the subject, and suddenly I had a call scheduled with my manager where they coached me for being disruptive. I knew then what it was for, the guy launching it wanted a promotion.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Undercover boss but with a positive outcome instead of some them giving an overworked employee a bs promotion or one-time $100 bonus

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen that video before, pretty sure the clothes flying off were edited in

3 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

#46 this one is about AI

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I had a nickel for every drug dealer, scammer, and criminal Trump has pardoned, I'd have enough to buy the 2028 election

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0