enMobius

11692 pts ยท August 4, 2014


I feel oddly relevant.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most recent ex girlfriend.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah... Pretty sure that can't run Crysis for shit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

OMG, that poor kid was named Peter Wang? I mean, getting shot sucks too but damn, he just never could catch a break could he?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

Aquaman used Bubblebeam! It's su.... Okay, I'll stop now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he didn't have access to a gun, I'm willing to bet he would've just bombed the school.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Also, the balls provide surface area to the cart so that the wind does push the cart.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, when it's on wheels... How many chain link fences do you see blown over by wind?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

aesthetdick

8 years ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 3

No one ever gets my sarcasm either when I put it text. I guess I should be seen it coming.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ryan Reynolds was so kissed off at how they butchered the character he made the Deadpool movie(s) happen to do the character justice.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure if you're being serious or not, but he was definitely in X-Men Origins Wolverine. He was kind of the big bad guy at the end.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Yeah, let's make sure only the people who own guns are the ones doing so illegally.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife accuses me of this often.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asking the real questions...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude, you can't just make reasonable assumptions like that. You have to piss off 50% of the country if you want anyone to take you seriously

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I would've towed them without hesitation. Their freedom of religion is covered, but I'm not so sure about parking violations.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I think I just came down with cancer.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I don't see a handicap permit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awhhh, chocolate!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ur doin it rong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No seriously, if you want to split the check, I'm game.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the songs guaranteed to turn me into a bawling babe at any possible time.

8 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 3

I went from 1.5Mbit to Gigabit. Now I'm dehydrated and my arm is sore.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, it worked.

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

The red one in the middle.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NO. YOUR FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT?>

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want dick pics? Cause that's how you get dick pics.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No.... 5.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0