emptykeg

59566 pts ยท January 27, 2014


Several years of mixed bags, but now I'm married and the future looks bright! How are you?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hello! I barely remember this thread. So much has changed since then!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was an old lady in a power chair who I used to see at raves in Detroit. Too frail to dance but she pumped her fist all night.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a nut. You're crazy in the coconut.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how all international conflicts should be settled. Who can build the biggest moose statue.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who had "Fast Zombies" for December?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew a guy who sold his "Xbox box" for more than he paid for the Xbox.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially when I put a toy squeaker in it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's illegal to watch that movie sober.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want you to be able to get married and adopt children. I want you to be able to defend your marijuana plants with machine guns.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Thank you. I'm on a conference call and can't unmute. But it looks like I'm working.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PL-239 to BNC, BNC to motorola, motorola to BNC, BNC to RCA, RCA to ?, and 1/4" mono audio connector shoved into it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MIDI adapter, ethernet media converter, 90 degree BNC, 90 degree BNC, BNC to SMA, SMA attenuator, SMA attenuator, SMA to SO-239,

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SCSI serminator, SCSI I to SCSI II, serial to SCSI, DB25 to DB9, DB 9 gender changer, serial to PS/2 mouse adapter, MIDI DIN to mini-DIN,

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything went extremely well until it didn't.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you ignore the problem long enough it goes away

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone threw an egg at me when I was waiting at a crosswalk. Brief moment of panic when something hit me and I felt something wet, then WTF

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

holy shit

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I will.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's why you duct tape a flare to it first.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Liquid oxygen will do that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you're about to turn right.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull to the side.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Looks like more of a chop.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You're under arrest!" "No I'm not!" can't wait to try that one.

5 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 0

Surely you mean ruff.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could go for D's nuts

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is Patrick.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

12 half teaspoons.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0