emptyammocans

2950 pts · July 31, 2017


Once, I️ twisted the Oreo just right and had a perfect separation. It’s all been downhill from there.

Dance to the fiddle monkeys.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Flag is backwards.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y’all are acting real shitty. Something about two wrongs...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 38

Literally laughed out loud

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This person is clearly a murderer.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why people hate skaters.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They notice. I hope they don’t pretend to not see you when you need a friend. It costs nothing to be polite and kind.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s categorically false.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And then violently and horribly dismembered, set on fire, and murdered for hurting children

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Extremely Valid.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yawn

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

Abandoning debt? Are you kidding me? As in I spent this money but I don’t want to pay it back?

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

Can we talk about her thighs? Delicious!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

For your next purchase consider spell check.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut up fun police

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Heyo! Thanks for the information!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clearly

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chuckle chuckle chuckle

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Definitely a lot easier to gain membership to the mile high club in that one

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’ll do it. 600% of the time.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Cannibalism > Grammar

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah! Back to back World War Champs!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Thank you. Thank you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And to you!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just bought your book. I’m excited to read it!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Clever boy that doesn’t respect it’s owner, but is too stupid to know that he’s eating cheese which ain’t good for the ol wolf descendent.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Sure.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goodness.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0