emdamncare

4704 pts ยท July 22, 2013


No.

Someone elses seed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Marry me? Or maybe run away as fast as you can"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Teach me your ways.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Golden retireder

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Golden retireder

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup emdamncare is menstruating. Second day.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Me me me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For science.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's worse when you're on your period.

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Could be sun burn if it's a maltese

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hi couldn't help notice how beautiful you are" "thanks but im married" Umm what. A simple thank you that's very kind of you would've worked

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pokemon we need. The pokemon we want.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF HERE I WAS TYPING THIS

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just what I needed

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yaay I say husband him again!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sure

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I do this? Is this legal now?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you just start using Internet?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's the one.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imma take these mayo jars here you can have my baby in return

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That baby on the wall has a mustache.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You forgot to add "in parallel universe"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You just made my day :')

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did he even say lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't. He'll love sitting in the same room watching us do our business.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You did the right thing. If you don't want it don't have it.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

I'm with you.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

What is this useless life I'm living.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want Natalie to sit on my face. I'm a straight girl.

11 years ago | Likes 931 Dislikes 45