emberfish

15775 pts · March 18, 2015


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Hooch IS crazy

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Amazon pays less than 30% of what they owe because of all the special tax breaks they’re given. Their employees piss in bottles because they can’t take bathroom breaks.

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America’s ass don’t lie

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Why, it’s almost like this is a photoshoot!

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She’s a hard kicking fighting machine dude

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Can’s ass

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Yeah well Germans also call cell phones Handis

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Asian?

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We’re fairly close to having viable Tokamak reactors too, right?

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For some reason I thought “transport” meant “teleport” and busted up when they showed the truck. That’s awesome news though!

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Now a palace, on the other hand…

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10/10 Would commit heresy just to be chainsawed in half by

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Lynda Carter seems fun. She’s on Tumblr

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Jeez, how many days were they there?

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this guy's a hoopy frood

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Ooh, the chainlink fishnets! 😂

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I hope you love playing with hair at least as much as I do, I love when you post these

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It’s a good thing I didn’t say anything about misandry, then!

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“He’s MUR-DUR-IN’ PA-GANS Ebenezer Scrooge! He’s makin’ th’ island RIGHT fer th’ LORD!”

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You sound like a misanthropic asshole

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🙋

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He’s been doing this for years. I’m a lifelong Dem and I somehow got a fundraising email in 2016 to join Trump’s “1000 member inner circle” if I donated enough

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This is just true

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It should’ve been me! Not uim!

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Least fetishy German media

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It wasn’t just land. During Manifest Destiny we would affix chain guns on train cars to slaughter entire herds of buffalo. We didn’t even collect the meat, the sole purpose was to starve the natives to death. Absolutely disgusting

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Good god, citizen

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Why Vampire Weekend?

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Schrödinger’s bunderwear

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Because gay people are famously NEVER tacky

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