elfTastic

8488 pts ยท January 22, 2016


But what is an elfTastic, you may wonder? Why, it's the most tasic-y of all the elves in Santa's workshop, of course. Fear my pointy ears and stocking cap of Christmas-wrapping DOOM.

Don't insult witches like that, they have class

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

See guys, it really doesn't matter if she's taller ;)

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Well, I've gotten old. I thought these were diaphragms. "Why yes, that is a scary method of BC, I'm glad someone agrees."

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

literal baggie of spiked popcorn lol. Turns out I have no carb control when slightly high!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what happened to me when I accidentally ate a whole 700mg popcorn baggie

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Did he warry?"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ugh I hate that, just when it gets good for me he goes energizer bunny and ruins it

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep! The children are the worst.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Or they're a female fucking tired of the GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL mouth breathing shit

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

later, my arm strength is gone. Carry your own water jugs my female friends, then you won't have to work as hard as me for yoga.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, fuck this. I used to carry my own shit insistently. My bf got embarrassed when people saw, so I let him start carrying my stuff. 4 yrs-

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, that looks great!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of mint, and how much? Never tried it in pasta sauce but I'm growing spearmint

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pure bastards with bastard filling

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Otherwise it may have been processed with flour or on equipment that also processes flour. Super processed foods almost always get gluten'd

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 5

Duvet? After the French, pronounced doo-vay

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Ah, the incels are out in full force today.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

He was happy so he didn't clap, he hid his hands

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend really likes jack daniels and dislikes dewar's blended. Any suggestions to help him find 'the one'?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of serious hobbyists give me shit for wearing Cressi, their silicone masks are pretty nice though

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

@OP you could sell those sweaters for at least three digits

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've fixed a duck with the same feet. Permanently

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It didn't hurt the duck I did it to at all, he loved it. Immediately started zooming around like the road runner

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yep I've done it to a duck before. I made him new shoes almost every day and his feet were fixed permanently.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought at first you meant you pretend they're dogs. That's what I do anyway lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happened to me once. When maintenance found the guy above me his face was in the water, but he lived

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

wow, this is really, really good!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel so good about being in a relationship. My life is full of fun. Not for everyone though, I can handle being with someone.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

If I stand up as soon as the plane lands I get to stretch my sore, sore legs

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1