eggstacy

10860 pts ยท July 11, 2016


Hey, you know what? An almost infinite amount of coincidences led to this exact moment. Imagine what could have gone wrong. Imagine there would have been no Big Bang or our universe/galaxy/planet would have never been created. Imagine life on earth would not have evolved. Imagine some apocalyptic event would have wiped all life of our small planet. Imagine humans would not have been developped by evolution. Imagine your whatever-great ancestors would have been killed before mating with one of your other whatever-great ancestors. Imagine what could have happened. Imagine what could have happened to you in your life. But here you are, reading this little text I wrote for you. I don't think we will ever meet, but it is okay. You will meet other people only existing because of this almost infinite amount of coincidences. Keep going and enjoy your short time-span on this beautiful little planet. I wish you the best of luck in your life and hope you spread joy, happiness and peace.

Where are they?

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It's the priest already blessing this boy...eeeh marriage

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Chemtrails, can't you read?

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"My heart will go on" playing in the background

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Taumatwhatthefuckdoesthatmeansomethingidontcarefuckoff

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So?

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Pretty fucking good porn if it's worth crashing your car

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You say your car was hijacked? No officer, I said it was hijabed.

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Tree started small under piano. Tree got bigger, piano did not move. Tree went through piano. Now this.

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Realest Fluffboy

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Abradolf Lincler

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Let me just film this instead of trying to get him away from there and dying. I fucking love people.

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Why the fuck am I laughing about this shit?

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Or their parents. Or their parents. Or their parents. Fuck this bullshit.

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Can we stop blaming generations? Mistakes were made and will be made. Enjoy life and try to make this place better for our offspring.

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I am so fucking retarded. I was wondering a solid 15 seconds why my phone switched to the next post.

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How do humans still exist?

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They are good dogs, bront.

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Can i now pee on it? -dog

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They are called Russians. I lived there for 4 years and it actually is common. So many crashes with casualties. Noone seems to give a fuck

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Holy shit is my sarcasm level so good/bad?

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I bet it's a stolen car because all rich people are shit

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