21732 pts ยท July 14, 2015
When I get bored I make stupid stream-of-consciousness comments for fake points.
That's why musk will be unveiling an adapter that turns the flamethrower into a freeze ray.
Dildo Baggins
And don't forget downvoted comments, that's the guy shitting in the break-room sink.
If you throw a flamethrower you become a flamethrowerer.
... and that's why I killed my entire family your honor.
No vest no fowl.
Wendy Double-Pattied them first.
I like how the pillow looks like a much taller, snow capped mountain.
Is just dying an option?
She steals every scene.
I-I can't.
Just fucking kill me
When the bass drops
Mothermaker!
Surprised you got stale cookies
That chick's nuts
Try getting to the end of life and realizing you zoned out the whole time and didn't die. And then you die.
Bo Burnedham
$10 on etsy
*orders amazoningly*
Those dick lover guys knew exactly what they were doing.
I posted this preemptively, then flushed it.
Will can diddle Kate under their unisweater.
I'd take this over another goddamn bag of pretzels.
What about Thor banging Elsa? No? Sorry.
This would be more accurate if the sewage was on fire.
Remind me to never shave my balls.
That's pretty emusing.
Threw my phone down the shitter and flushed it.
I just start talking about my penis, pointing at it and calling it Little Bill. Usually ends the conversation.
That's why musk will be unveiling an adapter that turns the flamethrower into a freeze ray.
Dildo Baggins
And don't forget downvoted comments, that's the guy shitting in the break-room sink.
If you throw a flamethrower you become a flamethrowerer.
... and that's why I killed my entire family your honor.
No vest no fowl.
Wendy Double-Pattied them first.
I like how the pillow looks like a much taller, snow capped mountain.
Is just dying an option?
She steals every scene.
I-I can't.
Just fucking kill me
When the bass drops
Mothermaker!
Surprised you got stale cookies
That chick's nuts
Try getting to the end of life and realizing you zoned out the whole time and didn't die. And then you die.
Bo Burnedham
$10 on etsy
*orders amazoningly*
Those dick lover guys knew exactly what they were doing.
I posted this preemptively, then flushed it.
Will can diddle Kate under their unisweater.
I'd take this over another goddamn bag of pretzels.
What about Thor banging Elsa? No? Sorry.
This would be more accurate if the sewage was on fire.
Remind me to never shave my balls.
That's pretty emusing.
Threw my phone down the shitter and flushed it.
I just start talking about my penis, pointing at it and calling it Little Bill. Usually ends the conversation.