eejott

16508 pts ยท August 1, 2018


got this app for the memes.

The cool thing about stumbling, is being able to get back up. That wasn't 9.5 years down the drain, it's 9.5 years of proof you can do it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

Hand in pocket with bracelet.

1 month ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I have had a cheeseburger shot. Would not recommend. Unless you buy it for someone you hate.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Burn.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SRIMP

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Well, at least he started drinking AFTER they drowned.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, they did.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey. He chose you. If he deserves better, then become a better you. Just realize you won't be perfect tomorrow. Or ever, for that matter. Just be better than yesterday. Also, be happy. Be happy DESPITE the state of the world. That happiness is what we fought for. Cherish that bit of happiness you were able to wring out of whatever the fuck it is we have. Have your moment. There may not be very many left. My two cents, take it or leave it.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anhedonia Roast Beef Sandwich.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Look at the "knob" on the left side pole thing. And where is that wire going? Oh, into the pillow, which is also part of the bed. Makes sense since they are at the "POSPITAL."

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Unmullet that toilet paper immediately.

10 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Reverse Ice-Cream Sandwich.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "offenders" won. The mailbox was not a 12x12 piece of metal.

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Bow. Wow. I'm a cow. I said bow wow I'm a cow.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Potato of Luck: Acknowledged

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pree-zent

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Flightless birds.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

You have updates

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"W-what are you doing, step ladder?"

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

No, I am not.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 1 4 2 5.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#15 Step One: Cut a hole in the box.

2 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 3

Months, even.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 o'glock.

2 years ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 3

Your kid will survive. He'll have some scars and a cool story to tell. You stepped up, took care of him, and made him feel safe while he was experiencing a terrible situation. He will never forget that. You couldn't protect him. Nobody's prefect. But you took control of the situation. He stayed calm because you stayed calm. Life doesn't play fair sometimes. Digital words may not mean much, but I'm rooting for you as much as I can.

2 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 1

Februberries.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OHMYGOD SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FIN!! - Fish, probably

3 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 1

Sometimes though, no response is a reaction. A sudden deluge of thoughts has rendered me unable to say anything.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1