When Arnold Schwarzenegger says he's done making Terminator movies
When someone asks if I'd rather be solid, liquid, or gas
When box wine says it stays fresh for 6 weeks after opening
When Papa John got fired from Papa John's
When Hulu says, "Sorry, we're unable to load a message from our sponsors"
When I've been home with nothing to do, and then realized I could start making gifs again
When I see someone use one of my Macho Man gifs
Asked my Uber driver if he had room for my bike, and he said, "Yeah, I always keep some rope and duct tape in the trunk."
When people start arguing about how to pronounce GIF
When my wife asks me to not tell anyone what she said, but I already made a gif about it that got over a million views
Space Shuttle Discovery, May 31, 2008
Come on, Steve
Floridians this week
When I remove a gif because it's been reposted too much recently
When someone wrote that Guns N' Roses "Appetite for Destruction" is the best American rock album of all time
When the driving instructor said I absolutely failed, and to let him out of the car immediately
2020
When someone sends me a gif that's over a minute long
When someone criticizes Donald Trump
When my company switched from Slack to Microsoft Teams
When someone asked if I could take a break from the Macho Man gifs
When I realized I've been playing the same computer game for 14 years
The Room: Scranton Edition
THE MACHO MAN RETURNS
When I'm the Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion
When I check out the comments after a YouTube video
When my son said he doesn't know why there are bits of apple all over the walls of the living room
Me later tonight
When I grabbed my pipe after taking a short nap after work ... and my wife said I actually slept through the whole night
When someone posts a gif that's not the Macho Man Randy Savage
When Trump declared Canada a threat to national security
When Arya Stark asked to join the Faceless Men
Cersei Lannister's reaction to literally everyone
Macho Man Randy Savage doing the Confused Travolta meme in 1984 — 10 years before Pulp Fiction was released
I just realized that Jim and Pam got married in the Reno 911! concierge slap hotel.
Please Clap
When the professor said he saw me still writing after he said pencils down
When my friend used up all of our shared lives in Super Mario Bros
Do yourself a favor and watch Mushishi on Netflix
When my wife catches me watching Big Bang Theory
UMBC has the best moves tonight
Be transparent as possible
When I realize I've been making gifs for 9 years
When my wife texted me a Macho Man gif
It's the most wonderful time of the year
My 2-year-old's reaction to everything
When my daughter asked why her video game makes her open random crates, instead of just letting her choose what she wants
All of my Macho Man Randy Savage gifs in one album
When my kids jump on the sheets while I'm making the bed
When someone asks why my Scrabble turn is taking so long
When EA says the next Star Wars game will be better
When I tried to talk my friends into playing Divinity: Original Sin 2
When the song ends as I pull into my parking spot
When I told my little brother to stay away from the storm drain, but he walked by it anyway and got grabbed by an evil clown
When I work at the mall, and someone asks where the Starbucks is
This second Moderna shot doesn't mess around