411 pts ยท March 10, 2014
Why was i going to press the heart? ?
So Doctor, where should I put my clothes after I undress? Doctor: Over there next to mines.
Is this where bad mosquitoes go when they die?
Never sniff your underwear to check if they're clean. Just assume that they are. Trust me?
Oh yeah, can you rub your belly and pat the top of your head at the same time?
Freshly squeezed nut flavor?
I dont know why she just can't be cool
What,no sound? Pfft!!
Ok,calm down Willard!!
I've seen this commercial
Wasn't he in Minor League?
That was quite an erection
But but I wanted onion rings?
First mistake was getting Pepsi. You deserve all of it
Thank you for this
The Sword of Omens
Capitol <-----?
Can we just celebrate new year 2022 now?
It's 4 moms
Let's see these guys rush Area 51. Let's make this happen
Looks like they were being soon to be rushed and realized they were outnumbered big time
Aaaaaand que the vampires
Ok. That'll be $130 sir, cash or card?
They all just ate before they got to grandmas
Aaaaaand here come the post police.....right on time
Why was i going to press the heart? ?
So Doctor, where should I put my clothes after I undress? Doctor: Over there next to mines.
Is this where bad mosquitoes go when they die?
Never sniff your underwear to check if they're clean. Just assume that they are. Trust me?
Oh yeah, can you rub your belly and pat the top of your head at the same time?
Freshly squeezed nut flavor?
I dont know why she just can't be cool
What,no sound? Pfft!!
Ok,calm down Willard!!
I've seen this commercial
Wasn't he in Minor League?
That was quite an erection
But but I wanted onion rings?
First mistake was getting Pepsi. You deserve all of it
Thank you for this
The Sword of Omens
Capitol <-----?
Can we just celebrate new year 2022 now?
It's 4 moms
Let's see these guys rush Area 51. Let's make this happen
Looks like they were being soon to be rushed and realized they were outnumbered big time
Aaaaaand que the vampires
Ok. That'll be $130 sir, cash or card?
They all just ate before they got to grandmas
Aaaaaand here come the post police.....right on time