Get another snickers bar and a new gf

3 years ago | 3 0

10/10 title is correct

4 years ago | 1 0

... Mad Men?

5 years ago | 2 0

THEY SAID SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE

5 years ago | 4 0

I’m a volunteer firefight for #DFES in WesAust & it’s been a hell of a few days. Perth will survive, we can do this ❤️ we’ve done it before

5 years ago | 8 0

The prophet returns, get the ancient text!

5 years ago | 1 1

That’s cause they’re swimming in Western Australia; so ya’ll know everything in the water trying to kill them (source, me; resident of WA)

5 years ago | 4 0

Same

6 years ago | 2 0

neat

6 years ago | 2 0

For safety

6 years ago | 6 0

You got me

6 years ago | 2 0

Thank you! Open arms to welcome you to our sunburnt/ just generally burnt land...

6 years ago | 2 0

My country is burning and my heart is breaking. Please help us however you can!

6 years ago | 5 3

Oh it still does, Mother Nature has just joined the party now too

6 years ago | 5 0

Or, just maybe, it’s the tag..

6 years ago | 3 0

Dooeezzeennsss!

6 years ago | 3 0

Perth people party!

6 years ago | 11 0

We don’t live in the upside down! You do!

6 years ago | 31 1

I made sure it was the ‘right’ way up for you all! I know how confusing it can get

6 years ago | 30 0

What an honour that would be! And Merry Christmas

6 years ago | 1 0

Other than real hot and whatthefuckarewemeanttodonow... not bad!

6 years ago | 9 0

I feel for the east coast! We’ve had fires on my side but nothing like theirs. Doesn’t help our PMs a fuckwit

6 years ago | 6 0

Haha! How sweet

6 years ago | 2 0

Thank you! Merry Christmas!! Ps where is Dapto?

6 years ago | 2 1

Why not?

6 years ago | 17 1

Merry Christmas!

6 years ago | 2 0

Haha thank you!

6 years ago | 2 0

Thank you! It’s a dress and it was a hit with the family too. Merry Christmas!

6 years ago | 90 0

Ah yes ok I understand now, sorry! Would love to have him on the fire line with us when it goes up.. he has no idea

6 years ago | 2 0