easytigger

61991 pts ยท June 11, 2013


Something different

What the fuck is a candle warmer? What the fuck kinda lunatic warms candles?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well? Did she shit with that ass? Or did she have a second, secret ass for shitting?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please do not hug me.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could it fit doughnuts?

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Bingo.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stotting or pronking is when four legged animals jump.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

009 as in Cyborg 009?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Um, can you still eat him if he died of cancer? Because that is a lot of meat.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shit, I can follow you around and insult you for free.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marge didn't have the nacho hat, Homer got it as a gift from Ned Flanders! That woman doesn't even have jaundice! This whole post is a sham!

5 months ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

Mr T would never!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What in the name of little green apples is this filter?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last time I play CAH I lost my job and my visa. Canadians are easily offended.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hook a ouija board up to a speaker, I can make it happen.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did the 5 toes say to the face? POW!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what is #27?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, the second Earth is real, it's where the Italians come from. Usually it's behind the sun so we rarely see it.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like something Guts would fucking wreck.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 is pretty baller.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, the left and right ones might be useful if he ever had a terrible accident.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it normal to have that many beetles?

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Could someone explain why the Jet2 jingle has suddenly taken off? I want to know who to complain to.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

She's gotta work her fingers a little bit.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please do not do this, they're surprisingly hard to replace.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only go on twitter when I have to, but it's fucking bizarre how under every popular tweet there's multiple people asking grok about it.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So in the future, the shrooms will come to me? That's convenient!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Add its strength to your own, eat it.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That must have been a helluva show.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I'm gonna be honest, I would probably commit several criminal acts if Shiro asked me to.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0