dtower

3827 pts ยท April 24, 2016


Shh, facts have no place in rhetorical debate.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not quite by themselves. There are some boots on the board and disembodied hands holding the mop. Which makes the whole thing creepier.

6 years ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 7

I'm going to have to use this at work.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to steal this for Monday morning.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dress for the slide, not the ride!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come! *wags finger*

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

I think a few zip ties should clean that right up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That wasn't President Obama. It was Senator Obama. My how things have changed in 13 years.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

Probably only because where you want to get to is the other way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5. The probability is 5.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Do what the cop tells you. And sue them afterwards if it was wrong. This isn't hard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If an attendant was offended by being asked to wear it, that's different. This lady has no standing and should mind her own business.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

First-world-problems to be able to be offended over something that doesn't affect you at all. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

You had me at "potato salad" :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tennis ball 1, Corgi 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any parent suffering from migraines would love this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I had enough money to afford one of those things. I don't want the boat, just the money.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doc, I need this tooth looked at. NOW.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What do you mean "last couple days"? Isn't it always like this? Has been as long as I've been browsing it...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I'm only commenting for the posts

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wasn't hard :) : perl -E 'print pack "B*", $_ for @ARGV;say' 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101001 01110100

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

binary checks out, except it's lowercase.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When everyone takes justice into their own hands, that's anarchy. Get him in front of a judge, prove a case, put him behind bars: justice.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Are you holding up two fingers because you can't count any higher, or are you advertising your IQ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first favourite. That's just brilliant.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: It's one of them "smart" trash cans. Kid was trying to steal it, trashcan said "no".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 kittens a year? That's how you get "cat lady". :P

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At the rate she's going, this is going to take all day.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Luckily for everyone involved, Hillary won't run in 2020. Hopefully both parties will field better candidates.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you're going to throw out, not merely implicitly but explicitly, all the canon preceding it, of course fans are going to hate it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2