dtc2002

14164 pts ยท August 31, 2018


Only at the Home Depot.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dave, honey, I don't think the houseboat is going to work out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all fun and games until you take a bumblebee at 65mph to the armpit.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dude - "Hey f*&k you!"


Tree - "No, f*&k YOU!"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh look honey it snowed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some f*#kin pie
And we'll do some carolin'

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm not quite sure what I've just witnessed, but I think I'm glad I did?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does McDonalds still use the Hamburgler? Do the 20 somethings and younger know who he is?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that's some good sauce.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Getting out of the car to look, then slowly sauntering back to drive across seems about as useful as looking while at the crosswalk to see if cars are coming, going inside the coffee shop behind you, have a sip then just walk out the door and into the street without looking again. Not to mention the lunacy of going AROUND the crossing arm.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But... that's a Kalashnikov. It's gotta be an AR or it's not 'murican.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 45

Shocking that they aren't just a big mass of rusted iron. Source?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

whichever is heaviest, either 2 or 4.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But Joe Cartoon was great!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Honey, will you bring up the groceries?"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess that's one way to get your jollies...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is this post about me. This post is about me, I didn't approve this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but at least the human pancake biodegrades.... haw haw haw haw

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happened to leave no trace?

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Still have mine. Used to have this memorized. I miss the days of unprotected browsing questionable sites until formatting is the only way.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DEVELOPERS

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the erection.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe Matt Schlapp wants a meat schlapp?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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