dsjohns

25 pts · January 15, 2013


Clearly it isn’t clear if people are replying asking for clarification

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Instead of waiting on someone to say those words to you, find someone that you can say those words to.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be a man before you can be a gentleman

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yea but I like sleeping past 4:45.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you know that you don’t need fertile eggs to make an omelette.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the love of god, why get the god damn roosters?! Crowing at the ass crack of dawn and shit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Seems accurate

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0