drunkrightthissecond

58 pts ยท May 26, 2017


Now I'm Hungary.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Ya take what you can take, In all seriousness i love you and I hope your life is awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oooooooh recommendations?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Or your mom tonight.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Awww, we've met the badasses. Wait, don't scare them. They fright easily.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You're my hero

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then my comment got downvoted. You guys are the shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Holy shit. I posted something I was interested in and instantly got downvotes. Thanks guys. I love you too. Dickholes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Dear god yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've both yelled that and done the lighter. Girlfriend was amused.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shit, I didn't. Mucho bettero.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's wearing a pink polo, which means his dads a lawyer. He most definitely had her sign everything. Or didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did she store them all in her shirt?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

This heroic slab of fuck is a hero.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Scratch that, apparently he took his medication, though we don't know how much. Switch the cans to pill bottles, a dui is still a dui haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hold on, even I know a Driving Under The Influence charge can be taking too much medication. So fair enough, switch it to pill bottles.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, what was he doing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hence the DUI? Sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some dude was like "hey can I finger bang you?" And she was like "yeah" Just kinda how I see the back story.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Grab her right by the fidget spinner!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I think you're probably right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you're probably right @Moosecock

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you're probably right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you're probably right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you're probably right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you're probably right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I thought this was a note from a fetus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

African Americans.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Chicken. And toast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0