drunkist

41342 pts · March 27, 2012


I LOVE LAMP. AND BOOZE. BUT ALSO LAMP.

That's some quality shitposting

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do a barrel roll! (Z or R twice)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in VT, have family in MA and work in Denver so I’ve had a lot of those beers, but somehow I’m still jealous.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vince Noir got uptight in his old age

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yep. there are a raccoon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM...OF DIABEETUS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harry Harrison would be proud

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

is that like when you mouth "i wanna vacuum" to someone?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BUMPUSES!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

I liked the part where I couldn't actually see what he did.

8 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 2

Needs more eyebrow dexterity

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gummy centipede

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No pocky for kitty

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this from that place in Florida?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's the only time the dude in that suit has ever touched a girl

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The GLOW documentary then the GLOW show for maximum impact

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I need foot thumbs if I'm ever gonna be cool

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who lives in a pineapple in my nightmares?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That shits terrifying and I'm all the way over in Vermont.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Chunt?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fine, here's the remote

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for the Dalmatian alone

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was actually a test of your ability to spell "receive"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: those are the two things they smear on babies to make them look like newborns in movies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canadian bacon, eh

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Call me when it's a Ray Jay & Kim shirt" - Ozzy, probably

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Hahaha Dethgasm. 5/7

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0