5329 pts · August 7, 2012
I’m glad your mom found employment
Happy cake day!
My desk job is just fine come to think of it
Has the ussy-fication of antropomorphic papyrus gone to far? No! It’s the kid kids who are wrong!
Haaaw yeeeah this is the beeees kneees! 🫡
As smooth as a baby seal in a butter factory
Or you know, shit just moves around a bit and cracks here and there, not super uncommon in older houses that aren’t piled into bedrock
No, emotional damage. Or, moving foundation for a bunch of different reasons, poor drainage around the house being one possible culprit
SLAPP da bass
Well, i guess do.. whatever the fuck you want? 🫠
Graced with a look of permanent surprise 😂
$2600 a month, shared toilet, electricity separate
Winamp, it really whips the llama’s ass
Oban whisky is one of my favs ❤️
Grease and tenaciousness
The only hints I’ve ever gotten are «Who are you?!» and «how did you get in to my kebab shop?!»
Neat!
Dad here, approved.
Well this is pretty good
A good girl indeed
That sure is a parking lot
But can it run Crysis?
Helicopter goat!
This is like trying to teach your dog maths 🥲
Sure is
Mesmericing
Crossfit is getting out of hand
Aw man it’s killing me
Am I the only one that’s concerned about the wrench? I kinda hoped everything on aircraft had a torque spec, not just «oh yah Tim from maintenance did a few yanks with the old spanny, double slap, yah this thing ain’t going nowhere»
I’m glad your mom found employment
Happy cake day!
My desk job is just fine come to think of it
Has the ussy-fication of antropomorphic papyrus gone to far? No! It’s the kid kids who are wrong!
Haaaw yeeeah this is the beeees kneees! 🫡
As smooth as a baby seal in a butter factory
Or you know, shit just moves around a bit and cracks here and there, not super uncommon in older houses that aren’t piled into bedrock
No, emotional damage. Or, moving foundation for a bunch of different reasons, poor drainage around the house being one possible culprit
SLAPP da bass
Well, i guess do.. whatever the fuck you want? 🫠
Graced with a look of permanent surprise 😂
$2600 a month, shared toilet, electricity separate
Winamp, it really whips the llama’s ass
Oban whisky is one of my favs ❤️
Grease and tenaciousness
The only hints I’ve ever gotten are «Who are you?!» and «how did you get in to my kebab shop?!»
Neat!
Dad here, approved.
Well this is pretty good
A good girl indeed
That sure is a parking lot
But can it run Crysis?
Helicopter goat!
This is like trying to teach your dog maths 🥲
Sure is
Mesmericing
Crossfit is getting out of hand
Aw man it’s killing me
Am I the only one that’s concerned about the wrench? I kinda hoped everything on aircraft had a torque spec, not just «oh yah Tim from maintenance did a few yanks with the old spanny, double slap, yah this thing ain’t going nowhere»