I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas. I have been known to participate in full-contact origami I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, and I have performed open-heart surgery. However, the single most important, impactful, and meaningful moment in my life was, without a doubt, seeing that one huge cute cat album.
Sounds like they’ve got a bot problem…
You did a seriously great job!
Too expensive
That seems like a super cool date to me.
A pig so good you can’t eat him all at once
Yet*
Everyone knows paper towels are completely unusable like this.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Oh no, I’m horny now
I’d buy if it actually existed
I’m knot impressed by this crochet post.
Just Incase ur doctor forgot
It’s today’s date
Better with water
If she laid down on the rug she would be super well hidden.
How nice to live in a country where there’s so little crime/violence that they can protect stuff with anime characters.
Art
Those fingernails are gross
This could be one of the greatest posts I’ve seen ever.
A wild seawerble
All those slides probably hurt like a mofo... also tabs?
And all that stuffed inside some barbed wire.
A tear came out of my eye, then immediately was sucked back in.
As a lifeguard and certified swim instructor, no it’s not.
While I applaud your obvious use of sarcasm (which is difficult to pull off in text form) I am questioning the aim of your comment. U get B+
Googled it, not true
He ded
In what work is floating next to hundreds of other people with barely any space to breath fun?
Ur a bad person
Congrats! Now just don’t get back into debt!