When they put out the free samples at Costco
Sweaty Tesla coils
“Actually, it’s Brian spelled with a y”
Words on a picture
When you are in the drive thru and they tell you the item you want is sold out but you’re fat, hungry and stuck in line so you just order something you hate and eat it anyway.
When your spelling is so bad that autocorrect can’t even begin helping you.
When you ask for extra hot sauce and the kid at Taco Bell gives you two.
When someone says they have free donuts in the break room.
Not Grrific news.
When someone says they have ice cream in their trunk.
When your comment outranks the original post.
Dad jokes.
When they ask me to contribute to the group discussion at work.
Deal with it.
When you're playing a videogame and you walk into a big empty room filled with guns and ammo.
That moment when you realize that Emo Philips had Emo hair and played a guy that cut himself back in the year 1989.
When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.
Bitch stole my look.
I better make sure the trunk is locked.
RIP in peace.
"Don't be cross with me." -god
One does not simply find the perfect GIF
You don’t need no alibi
when you think that you're close with your black friend but you play it safe just in case.
When I'm getting back into the gym after a long break.
MFW I encounter an asshole customer.
I wanna sex u up.
When you are trying to solve a difficult crossword and elect to ask the room for help.
When my child asks me what happens after you die.
I am a factory for lame jokes.
Before Netflix and chill there was Evian and Golden Girls.
His wit was met with a smattering of applause.
He asked me if I wanted to get smashed on beer tonight.
When someone wants to show me their new phone.
When you swipe your ATM card because you can't find your money but as the transaction is processing you find it in your other pocket.
When you're having a good time but a thought about your mortality slips in.
When someone serves me Vegan food.
When my wife implores me to save some of the pizza for later.
Mom's spaghetti.
When you click on an image so that you can covertly look at a picture of a scantily clad woman in the preview tile.
An apt metaphor for my success.
When my wife says" "There is some leftover pizza on the counter if you want it."
2 Fast 2 Furious: an Action/Comedy/Drama/Horror film
When someone splits their comment and only part 1 gets upvoted and part 2 gets swallowed into the abyss.
When someone tells me that they are a big Jack Johnson fan.
no soup for you!
Happy Birthday Imgur...Since I joined this site.....
"Does the label say gluten free?"
When I get a little over zealous with the Tapatio on my breakfast burrito.
When you are within 100 points of glorious status and you lose your ability to make an interesting post.