dronetalker

23043 pts · August 15, 2013


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When they put out the free samples at Costco

Points 19
Comments 6
Views 900

Sweaty Tesla coils

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 320

“Actually, it’s Brian spelled with a y”

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 318

Words on a picture

Points 27
Comments 9
Views 982

When you are in the drive thru and they tell you the item you want is sold out but you’re fat, hungry and stuck in line so you just order something you hate and eat it anyway.

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 219

When your spelling is so bad that autocorrect can’t even begin helping you.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 508

When you ask for extra hot sauce and the kid at Taco Bell gives you two.

Points 4
Comments 6
Views 341

When someone says they have free donuts in the break room.

Points 14
Comments 19
Views 760

Not Grrific news.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 188

When someone says they have ice cream in their trunk.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 499

When your comment outranks the original post.

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 213

Dad jokes.

Points 5
Comments 3
Views 282

When they ask me to contribute to the group discussion at work.

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 419

Deal with it.

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 2

When you're playing a videogame and you walk into a big empty room filled with guns and ammo.

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 458

That moment when you realize that Emo Philips had Emo hair and played a guy that cut himself back in the year 1989.

Points 25
Comments 4
Views 1176

When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 799

Bitch stole my look.

Points 9
Comments 22
Views 445

I better make sure the trunk is locked.

Points 20
Comments 1
Views 3

RIP in peace.

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 0

"Don't be cross with me." -god

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 4

One does not simply find the perfect GIF

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 84

You don’t need no alibi

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 1385

when you think that you're close with your black friend but you play it safe just in case.

Points 17
Comments 8
Views 938

When I'm getting back into the gym after a long break.

Points 30
Comments 3
Views 3077

MFW I encounter an asshole customer.

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 154

I wanna sex u up.

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 691

When you are trying to solve a difficult crossword and elect to ask the room for help. 

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 321

When my child asks me what happens after you die.

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 160

I am a factory for lame jokes.

Points 28
Comments 3
Views 51

Before Netflix and chill there was Evian and Golden Girls.

Points 27
Comments 4
Views 296

His wit was met with a smattering of applause.

Points 40
Comments 9
Views 126

He asked me if I wanted to get smashed on beer tonight.

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 185

When someone wants to show me their new phone.

Points 67
Comments 7
Views 926

When you swipe your ATM card because you can't find your money but as the transaction is processing you find it in your other pocket.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 416

When you're having a good time but a thought about your mortality slips in.

Points 14
Comments 5
Views 118

When someone serves me Vegan food.

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 224

When my wife implores me to save some of the pizza for later.

Points 1371
Comments 74
Views 20602

Mom's spaghetti.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 5104

When you click on an image so that you can covertly look at a picture of a scantily clad woman in the preview tile.

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 298

An apt metaphor for my success.

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 422

When my wife says" "There is some leftover pizza on the counter if you want it."

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 2

2 Fast 2 Furious: an Action/Comedy/Drama/Horror film

Points 64
Comments 8
Views 723

When someone splits their comment and only part 1 gets upvoted and part 2 gets swallowed into the abyss.

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 286

When someone tells me that they are a big Jack Johnson fan.

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 213

no soup for you!

Points 64
Comments 9
Views 171

Happy Birthday Imgur...Since I joined this site.....

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 183

"Does the label say gluten free?"

Points 14
Comments 6
Views 1

When I get a little over zealous with the Tapatio on my breakfast burrito.

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 304

When you are within 100 points of glorious status and you lose your ability to make an interesting post.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 98
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