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2408 pts ยท May 19, 2015


"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka

Still sick. She really could have used that sandwich.

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Look! My impersonation of Donald Trump's hair! - Roof, probably

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That's what my wife told me when we were dating

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"Dafuq!" - him probably

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Because fuck you!

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Anyone else hear Ride of the Valkyries while watching this?

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Bitches see me rolling ...

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Look! There's a Starbucks!

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Da da DA! Super Corgi!

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Pttth. Dick move.

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Looks like the Night Train is pulling into the station.

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And then firemen come with their kerosene hoses and burn it down to the ground.

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Bravo!

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I have worked in graphic design for 26 years and it helps to have thick skin and to expect most clients to make ridiculous changes.

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We're going in full throttle!

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Remember when disgraced politicians used to feel remorse and resign?

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How is that possible when the earth is flat?

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In Estonia, fire lights you

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Frozen?

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That escalated quickly

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And I thought they smelt bad on the outside!

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Crabtree and Evelyn

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Oh God, the feels!

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I think the baby is just looking at its own reflection in her glasses

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Those other kids are idiots! That is very well done. I knew what is was before reading the caption!

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This helps explain the shapes of gsakaxies

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Nice job Twirly McTwirlington!

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Yeah too bad the sign doesn't say "God hates Jorts"

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