Happy cake day to me. Everyone download the game Chicken Scream. You will not regret it.

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136

I am proud of this cake I made last night

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13

2411

Apple iOS replaced the revolver emoji with squirt gun. Thank goodness the harmful things are all gone from the world now.

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7

396

The Girl with the Glass Slipper

17

12

200

Apple Health says I'm still a virgin.

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3

326

Pokémon 101

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6

56

MRW I'm at the buffet and mom says my eyes are bigger than my stomach

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5

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