drbeetus

13324 pts ยท June 15, 2013


My name is Nate. I make video games and work for a game and software publisher. Ron paul for president. The n word.

Disqualifiedio

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The calm before the storm, my friend.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Even if they fabricate shit later (after you've released your game). I completely understand where you're coming from though.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I hear you. This is why I try to avoid Twitter. If you're not actually a monster, you have nothing to worry about 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You need some volcano insurance. Luckily I happen to sell it online, and it happens to cost $2,074.15.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hotline Miami's soundtrack is my daily drug.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He had to saw through his own foot and then became an accomplice of Jigsaw. Also, he became a dad.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ouch, is this no longer a thing? It was when I went to bed.

11 years ago | Likes 710 Dislikes 46

"Daddy, I broke my leg!" "Robitussin."

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Set a trap for them by luring them with gallons of Faygo.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

brb rioting.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Your fault, not mine:

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

This is all I've got (abilities and ideas):

11 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 3

11 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

That's going to cause some permanent damage :(

11 years ago | Likes 2867 Dislikes 13

Crab. People. Crab. People.

11 years ago | Likes 1521 Dislikes 8

That distinctive shock and taste you only get sticking your tongue in a 9 volt battery.. Mmm. Goes good with coffee.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It's to fight the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS. Which will also have its own lays flavor soon, by the way.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Now with real razor blades!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Keep the young priest away from the windows. I've seen how this ends up before :(

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Oh boy, do I have some links for you. :P

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Status: Denied. Reason: Missing information in section 17.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I... read this as "drink". I need to just go back to bed.

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Read it in Kahn's voice from King of the Hill if I'm perfectly honest.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Asking for an empty cup to get water (which is free). They would then proceed to steal soda.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh my. That would just be terrifying. Think of the children :(

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Ye

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2