God I hate bio's! And this isn't even for a website where I have the possibility of getting laid... I'm just your average guy living in Philly. By day I work as an aerospace engineer. By night, I'm either cooking dinner for my husband, or parking my a** on the couch with some bourbon to watch sitcoms or binge watch something on Nextflix. On the weekends we eat and drink our way through Philly with our friends. Oh... and I don't post shit on here either. I prefer to upvote good content and add comments to help out my fellow imgurians :-) And I LOVE cringe and roast posts.
Am I the only one who called it “doorbell ditch”?
He makes baseless claims…. He’ll fit in perfectly with the GOP. It’s their standard MO.
Peace was never an option.
Thanks ?
They are the best! They’re like my 5th pair.
Let’s be real, he probably requested to be 5’ deep just to be an asshole.
Pretty sure Cain still isn’t wearing a mask.
“And that’s when he knew, he fucked up.”
Am I the only one that can actually hear this meme?
Bread.
That’s impressive! I got about 4 minutes in and I just couldn’t anymore. She was just awful.
Oh no!! A normal jelly like strawberry or grape.
Have you tried the dipping that burger in jelly? There’s a place here that legit serves a PB&J burger and it’s amazing!
Really weird.
Judging by the second video it’s probably a funeral home in a Hasidic neighborhood. The first video, hospital could be off screen.
Bodies are piling up faster than people can deal with them.
Aw, how cute! How long do Owls normally live for?
*pulls out unit converter because... Merica* Holy crap dude! I hope all goes well!
Claymore roomba. Where it goes off, no body knows!
I’ll take mine well done please.
Hey daddy...
Me too!!! He’d send me down with a ziplock bag that had the money and a note with his signature.
Confirm. Lots of butt stuff.
Exactly! Establish dominance and maintain eye contact.
Same goes for the internet. They can’t put anything there that isn’t true.
Is there anyway to recover from it or are you just screwed?