10452 pts · October 20, 2012
I like turtles http://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y
Probably a Japanese one
My wife of 16 years is leaving me for my best friend ?
Bacon cheeseburger
She ded
White trash girls
She just had her birthday 9 days before and still has 3 bouquets of flowers in vases. She doesn’t need more flowers. Lol
Accurately stated. I’m 33 and she’s 31
It’s all shit all shit you can do with minimal tools. But in Portland you’ll $100 go it. Buts okay cause I’ll li get pint.
Found the loser with an anime avatar
Dammit just saw this. Hope you had the most magical weekend of your life like I did.
Greetings fellow Pacific Northwest resident
You get your divorce lawyer picked out yet?
Dead chicken with old milk
Cause it's a fuckin cartoon mate
The toys don't die dummy. Don't ya remember the deformed "zombie" toys in Sid's backyard?
Fuckin cunt. Even shat on ya car
Can we place make a movie about this already?
What's he going to do when the weather goes to shit?
Cause it's right
I wish I could upvote this one billion times!!!
Stormship Troopers called, they want their stuff back
I catch land snails. Fatten them up and then eat them.
And ketamine
He looks more yellow
There's no negotiating needed when you have good health insurance like I do.
A) It should not cost $38K... B) I live in the US, I paid a total of $300 for the pre-natal, delivery, post-natal for two kids. Insurance
American Trained*
But I'm not really. I'm lazy as fuck and barely give any effort yet I'm trucking a long. Life isn't always about effort in and results out
Lemme guess you love dubstep and trap? Marshmello is your favorite DJ?
Probably a Japanese one
My wife of 16 years is leaving me for my best friend ?
Bacon cheeseburger
She ded
White trash girls
She just had her birthday 9 days before and still has 3 bouquets of flowers in vases. She doesn’t need more flowers. Lol
Accurately stated. I’m 33 and she’s 31
It’s all shit all shit you can do with minimal tools. But in Portland you’ll $100 go it. Buts okay cause I’ll li get pint.
Found the loser with an anime avatar
Dammit just saw this. Hope you had the most magical weekend of your life like I did.
Greetings fellow Pacific Northwest resident
You get your divorce lawyer picked out yet?
Dead chicken with old milk
Cause it's a fuckin cartoon mate
The toys don't die dummy. Don't ya remember the deformed "zombie" toys in Sid's backyard?
Fuckin cunt. Even shat on ya car
Can we place make a movie about this already?
What's he going to do when the weather goes to shit?
Cause it's right
I wish I could upvote this one billion times!!!
Stormship Troopers called, they want their stuff back
I catch land snails. Fatten them up and then eat them.
And ketamine
He looks more yellow
There's no negotiating needed when you have good health insurance like I do.
A) It should not cost $38K... B) I live in the US, I paid a total of $300 for the pre-natal, delivery, post-natal for two kids. Insurance
American Trained*
But I'm not really. I'm lazy as fuck and barely give any effort yet I'm trucking a long. Life isn't always about effort in and results out
Lemme guess you love dubstep and trap? Marshmello is your favorite DJ?