doucheCat

24309 pts · June 9, 2017


Quipping ass & taking memes...

Cool! Diabeeetus!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

K...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice one! Like your tone +1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is nowadays just a big joke?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No, we're not...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

It's just hard for me to get into the mindset of the type of people that buy tickets for shit like this...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Milk, Milk - Lemonade! And in Arkansas... Er... It's still milk...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's kinda unfair... Maybe this crab could've just run out of snacks and wasn't up to going out and getting refills...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice try, but Jesus is watching!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the Nine O'clock news!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Prends-les par la chatte!"

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Dracula Musical!"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't I hear somewhere, something like: "You stole my childhood"?...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Who's this hilarious guy?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Between bots and "hot-trashbag-fuckers", shit adds up alright...

6 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

In all honesty, the driver is a homicidal fuck-nugget and there are no two shits about that fact...

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

There's an arcane vitality that seems to emanate from his works. I don't think there's anything in the whole of sculpture that comes near it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wow! 2020 is already going strong just riding the fumes of this dump. +1

6 years ago | Likes 337 Dislikes 2

@ the last one: But can you climax just as the clock strikes midnight?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone that needs such an elaborate set up to just get on that freaking thing, should avoid try to mount one. But then again: Fail vids!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He knows we can't afford plane tickets for all. That would mean to travel in coach - Yuk!... I left him some paint cans, he'll be fine...

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Smock'em if you got 'em!

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This! +1

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst piece of shit ever!... Never seen it...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

doʇs... Just doʇs, OK? +1

6 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 1

Acknowledging trolls... Yup... You are really showin' them something...

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 28

Instructions unclear... I accidentally expanded the canon with a series of questionable tack-ons to the original trilogy...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0