Ritual went well, summoned a HellHound.
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MFW I'm eating a Nerf dart and my wife suddenly comes out of the shower naked.
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Bacon Porn...SFW?
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Easter? Not impressed.
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Saw this Venn Diagram on reddit, so I made a drunk purchase. 10/10 would drunk order again.
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My tribute to International Women's Day.
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Shit, it's good weather during SXSW and this sums up how I feel right now.
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Asked the dude at ToyJoy(Austin) to wrap my friends gift, "really shitty." Nailed it!!
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Easter texts with mom
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Making biscuits
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As a stoner, here is my reaction in chronological order to tonight's Got premiere. (OC+spoilers)
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glup, glup, glup, glup
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Welcome to Austin, ride the train with me!
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Some peeps of mine have been urging me to put a pic of Coco up, so I present you: The Porch Princess!!
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Austin beer porn
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original pedobear
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anyone else?
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