doubletiesarecool

1968 pts ยท December 28, 2012


Where is the order of the twelve monkeys?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instant Michael J Fox

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

are you guys married yet?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my city, Megacity

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SAVE IT FOR QUEEN DOPPLEPOPOLIS!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So? My mailman apparently wrote Jurassic Park and is owed royalties from Mariah Carey for a song she wrote about him!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just there yesturday! and to think i could have capitalized on some karma :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is it weird that i want to rub its belly?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who? who? who who? who?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

AH CHA CHA CHA CHAAAAAA

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ZINNNNNNG!... ahem, wildly inappropriate.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My defraging seems to be almost complete.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if its just a few scratches whats there to repair exactly? just move on you babies.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

you are a god damn poet

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life happens, forgive and forget a little.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

How much damage could it possibly have been? few scratches? why would you bust balls over something so minor especially when its a dumb kid.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Is this what it takes to get onto the front page? I've had that thing in my kitchen for over 10 years....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That genuinely made me chuckle, take an upvote.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't group yourself with us mister I-actually-sought-out-the-link! I'm onto you...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The image of the malted barley only helps conjure up a more gross image in my head.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

There's only 24 hours in a day! That dummy :p

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

found it, her name's alessandra ambrosio

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who may i ask is the proud sponsor of this boner?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you came rolling in here, did you see a SIGN on the side of my house that said dead N-word storage?

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"Guuuuuuuurl"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm surprised that people had to be told this. no one likes baggage.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so this isn't Zach Weiner?

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i can only hear Krieger's voice when i hear "me too"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your car seat seeing anyone?

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