dothebartman

2680 pts ยท August 26, 2013


"We're not worthy!"

It did but was supposed to be shredded completely but the mechanism failed.

6 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 2

Cute shoes though.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My great grandfather caught one and ate it. Was apparently tasty.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or married for 50 years or more.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've heard it's because it's the same feeling as having a hug. Don't quote me on that, I know nothing.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Chances are you'll get robbed in Jamaica though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My current housemate is 87.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah I plan on sponging off elderly relatives all my life. Cheap rent in exchange for good company and a bit of care ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Thank you. No one wants to see a bald chicken neck.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally, I have the marijuanas to inject. Good price

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Aaw I have relatives in Elkhart!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get one of those pregnancy giant body pillows.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Violent pole dancing

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was more enamoured with the bag.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well at least he won't have to miss anything by queueing for the loo!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My grandma has never shown anyone her Tena lady incontinence pads though

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm not planning on comitting crimes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well if that's how the bills were paid then I get it. It's a terrible shame but I get it.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 19

Same! Also when we forgot to bring our recorders in, they made us play the 'ruler'. Oh the humiliation

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Paul Rudd for a second there. Dreamy Paul Rudd...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What was the histology?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to purposefully try to per a little bit and stop it before it made a mess. I called it wee chicken. I don't anymore

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

England

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a lot! I just use it when my grandmother is trying to remember the names of Coronation Street actors.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why not, she's gorgeous! At least it's better than being horrible out someone's looks.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I'm a lady but yeah, it still stands.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0