doomos

16386 pts · August 19, 2015


I can predict your future by looking at your boobs

Yes??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes..?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No selfies

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the first blowjob I received. Including the duration and the ending.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I just came like a wrecking ball

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of my first sexual experience

7 years ago | Likes 441 Dislikes 4

This needs sound

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew the baby was Asian because the floor is cleaner than mine and they have a toddler and I have a cleaning lady

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I.......will...............KILL YOU ALL!!!!”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, thank you

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It is going to be a.. busy year

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just don't break your neck

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somewhere there is a portrait of that book getting old instead

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who knows..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literal humping

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the smell of fish in the morning

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He fingered him because he was being an ass

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Porn always works for me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Gets in cab. Looks around. Bill Murray is driving and a guy plays saxophone in the back. Stays in cab forever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tip: she is bald. Medusa had snakes for hair.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

And this is how the financial crisis started kids

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So an individual's vote from NY or California counts less than an individual's vote from another state?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

So.. whose priorities count more?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Still.. less votes.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Still.. less votes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Fingering someone is a vary good way to spend Valentine's Day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop teaching cats how to use machines thus opening the way for world domination.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Stays in silence

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't it a solid fact that Hillary got more votes than Trump?

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 15