16386 pts · August 19, 2015
I can predict your future by looking at your boobs
Yes??
Yes..?
No selfies
Reminds me of the first blowjob I received. Including the duration and the ending.
I just came like a wrecking ball
Reminds me of my first sexual experience
This needs sound
I knew the baby was Asian because the floor is cleaner than mine and they have a toddler and I have a cleaning lady
“I.......will...............KILL YOU ALL!!!!”
God, thank you
It is going to be a.. busy year
Just don't break your neck
Somewhere there is a portrait of that book getting old instead
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Who knows..
Literal humping
I like the smell of fish in the morning
He fingered him because he was being an ass
Porn always works for me
*Gets in cab. Looks around. Bill Murray is driving and a guy plays saxophone in the back. Stays in cab forever.
Tip: she is bald. Medusa had snakes for hair.
And this is how the financial crisis started kids
So an individual's vote from NY or California counts less than an individual's vote from another state?
So.. whose priorities count more?
Still.. less votes.
Fingering someone is a vary good way to spend Valentine's Day.
Stop teaching cats how to use machines thus opening the way for world domination.
*Stays in silence
Isn't it a solid fact that Hillary got more votes than Trump?
Yes??
Yes..?
No selfies
Reminds me of the first blowjob I received. Including the duration and the ending.
I just came like a wrecking ball
Reminds me of my first sexual experience
This needs sound
I knew the baby was Asian because the floor is cleaner than mine and they have a toddler and I have a cleaning lady
“I.......will...............KILL YOU ALL!!!!”
God, thank you
It is going to be a.. busy year
Just don't break your neck
Somewhere there is a portrait of that book getting old instead
Who knows..
Literal humping
I like the smell of fish in the morning
He fingered him because he was being an ass
Porn always works for me
*Gets in cab. Looks around. Bill Murray is driving and a guy plays saxophone in the back. Stays in cab forever.
Tip: she is bald. Medusa had snakes for hair.
And this is how the financial crisis started kids
So an individual's vote from NY or California counts less than an individual's vote from another state?
So.. whose priorities count more?
Still.. less votes.
Still.. less votes.
Fingering someone is a vary good way to spend Valentine's Day.
Stop teaching cats how to use machines thus opening the way for world domination.
*Stays in silence
Isn't it a solid fact that Hillary got more votes than Trump?