if we fits, we sits.
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absolutely zero fucks were given
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mrw I go from a year of constant diarrhea and Dr. visits to one wipe wonders and feeling great
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Welp, there goes that. Find me when you're older kid!
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How dare she not breastfeed!!
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"I'm ok with this" -dog
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2.00 dollars to 50.00 in 1.21 seconds
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friends forevvvvvver
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judgmental dog knows
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crochet penis warmers, for those cold snowy days.
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had to sell the Hamptons home :(
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come on barbie let's go party
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When some guy who was up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Little Whinging, Surrey"
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firearm friday
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MOM GET OFF THE PHONE
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The most unexpected coolest gift, a pack of throwing knives.
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am I the only one who remembers the pain of smashed fingers?
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MRW I take the clothes out of the dryer and no socks or underwear fall on the floor as I scurry to the bedroom
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my period right now
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so where you goin?
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complain like a girl
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you job one had
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I get it
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MRW my wife asks me why "black widow costume" came up in google recent searchers
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When the snow melts in my backyard.
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tis the season
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MRW my husband is sick and tells me "you're only contagious when you have a fever".
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he guessed it after 20 questions
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hi
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MRW a comment of mine gets more than 3 upvotes
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something to try January 1st
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MRW my husband tells me he lost the keys with the remote start and only key fob
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plz snd hlp
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here ya go
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glitter sloth brings all the girls to the yard
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MRW I get home from work and realize I left out the coffee creamer from the morning.
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stuff from my brain
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party till you puke
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cold paws
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good guy America
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If you only knew my mother in-law.
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well I guess if you leave the seat up at my in-laws the cat plays in the toilet
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maybe you do too?
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I guess you could ask him if he had a nice trip
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show me your puppies!
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imgur, I will be without internet for the next 8 days....
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bumblebee tuna
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carb free, low cal, low fat, zero cholesterol, and absolutely no sugar!
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It's a rare occasion
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food for thought
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mrw its the day before vacation starts and its going by soo slllooooowwwww
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beaver land
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all I want for christmas is a poony
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Morning in Duncans, Jamaica. My phone doesn't come close to capturing the real beauty of this place.
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amiright?
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amiright?
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