doczaius

11440 pts · January 9, 2010


If you’re here because you’re seething over something I wrote, then good. Fuck you for taking this shit seriously. Social media is a cancer, and you’re among the largest of its tumors. Also, you’re probably a fat virgin.

What's with the eyebrows

10 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Butterface

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 20

They do. These people are just morons.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

She showed her tits in Cat People, too.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Wrap it in a damp paper towel. Wait.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Rent a stroller, dumbass.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

#5 Misery

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Was hoping it’d be dickbutt.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know of no other.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’ve been to Jellico.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#13 haha, millennials are such losers.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

#20 - If not for Indy, the Ark would have been flown to a different destination, not to a secret submarine base.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

He said he was from Spain! He’s a liar!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Also her:

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

How did you not know this? I distinctly remember the TV spots for the movie saying he played multiple roles, including his own daughter.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

“Nikollette” - what kind of assholes do that to a kid?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

Probably stole it for the harbulary batteries inside.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah I like watching disabled animals, too.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I celebrate his entire catalog.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

No idea who that actress is, but I love her two friends.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I wish they had all been dickbutt.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s kind of surprising that anyone brought even a single change of clothes for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It’ll be appealed and reduced. Juries be crazy.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Seen this a million times but never with the original music.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 30

Boy, you think 2017 was tough, just wait.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Judicious use of the “mute user” button is advised.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

We sell spatulas! And that’s all!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1