"I'm getting a zippo"
Happy 4th of Juli
It just dawned on me
MRW it's my last day before going on vacation and it's chaos at work
We have to go deeper
May the 4th be with you
MRW bossman gets in my way.
MRW the raft is properly sealed
I suppose this needs to be reposted.
Wife on work trip. Gotta fend for myself. Keeping the posting food on social media gig going til she comes back.
Shot out to people asking me the ashtray is
Yo. I heard you liked skateboards.
I'm sure the plunger would have been useful in the next room
wweeeeEEEEEH! Oh shit. Ohshitohshitohshitihshit!
...and I thought these smelled bad on the outside.
So if we can't prevent access to guns and pipe bombs, then what?
Movie theatre vs Netflix
Wife on work trip. Fending for myself. Keeping the post meals on social media gif going til she comes back home.
Is....is it over?
The dance floor is lava
Fishing
How much does a tauntaun weigh?
Nathan Fillion is my spirit animal
The big question (tl;dr at the bottom)
MRW someone steals my post and only changed the title slightly
Star wars
MRW I'm not sure if the selfies are still roaming Imgur
Tech support
GET DOWN MRS PRESIDENT
MRW the zombie acopalypse starts
The band-aid tells me it aint his first rodeo
Thank you!
"Make it snow"
I'm all for public breastfeeding
ALL ABOARD!
Bullying
Shitter's frogged