dmannen

69646 pts · July 7, 2012


Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Poles suddenly cried out in terror.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

”I’m out of dace. Can I get a dace?”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next is the title of the movie.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Is that so obvious?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

69...oh wait...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s you, isn’t it? You’re his happy place!

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

No that’s pythons. Platypuses are non-toxic clay for children in numerous colors.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now what I'm going to do is sneak up behind and stick my thumb up its butthole.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s knot?

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Send bobs!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speak French between her legs.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The monkey also tried to whistle. He was very close. He whistled as good as I usually do.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just wait ‘til you hear about the african american europeans.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re right! No kid should ever have more than 1.2kW of power.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the christmas gift @Arabelle! You made my day! I'm all out of pretzel rods. I repeat, I'm all out of pretzel rods.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who are you calling kid, buddy!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

402. Why are you lying as well?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A dead elephant? How much sound can a dead elephant emit?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One more country and you’ve reached North Korea.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

PRIEST FORNICATE

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Hurr durr?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

DId you know: A ladybug is called nyckelpiga (key maid) in Sweden.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So, you're saying that man cows are rare?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Everybody now: 12 bottles of beer in the box, 12 bottles of beer. Take one out and put it back in. 12 bottles of beer in the box.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://58008.se

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or 'Flicka'. Still better than 'Gamling' in Lord of the Rings though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shai is pronounced the same way as 'girl' in Swedish. I have no idea what you should do with that information.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2